All the Ocean Cracker Jokes You'll Need This Christmas

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Written By Reef-World

‘Tis the sea sun and, here at Reef-World, we are super excited for the holidays! And it wouldn’t be Christmas without some Christmas cracker jokes. So, here are 10 of our favourites to have you splitting at your sides:

How did one ocean wish the other ocean a Merry Christmas?

…they just WAVED!

What do you call a merry lobster?

…Sandy Claws!

What is a coral reef’s favourite festive decoration?

…Christmas tree worms!

Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?

…Aunt Arctica

What do fish use to wrap their presents?

…Ribbon eels

Why are turtles so excited for Christmas?

…because they love a good shellebration.

What did the lost crab say when he finally made it to Christmas dinner?