‘Tis the sea sun and, here at Reef-World, we are super excited for the holidays! And it wouldn’t be Christmas without some Christmas cracker jokes. So, here are 10 of our favourites to have you splitting at your sides:
How did one ocean wish the other ocean a Merry Christmas?
…they just WAVED!
What do you call a merry lobster?
…Sandy Claws!
What is a coral reef’s favourite festive decoration?
…Christmas tree worms!
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
…Aunt Arctica
What do fish use to wrap their presents?
…Ribbon eels
Why are turtles so excited for Christmas?
…because they love a good shellebration.
What did the lost crab say when he finally made it to Christmas dinner?
…Long time no sea!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
…Frostbite!
Who’s in charge of cleaning up after Christmas?
…the mer-maids!
Why are orcas always the life of the (Christmas) party?
…because they do a killer whale impression!
Happy Holidays everyone!